Pearl Harbored
when you take a sh-t and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or -n-s
i hate when i take a m-ssive dump and i get pearl harbored.
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getting f-cked in the -ss, out of nowhere.
“my teacher gave a quiz that i wasn’t ready for today :(”
“oh man, you definitely got pearl harbored . . . poor b-tch.”
j drops the bomb on you
m:i have moved the swollen boot stock from previous years into sale in the front line stores to obtain mainline percentages.
j:wtf!! why would you do that? the margin is your job.
m: opps i just got pearlharbored by trying to get on with things.
pearlharboring must happen in meetings!!
to have s-x with partner while partner is asleep.
i got home last night and pearl harbored martha.
i think tom pearl harbored me last, my underwear was stuck to my -ss.
when one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a m-ss of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.
guy 1: dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?
guy 2: we shouldn’t have invited alex, he pearl harbored the f-ck out of that party.
while having s-x with a woman the man plans in advance to c-m inside a woman and not say anything. like the j-panese; he plans to c-m, he knows he is about to c-m, c-ms, and after he came he starts a war!
andrew: yo bro how did you get that black eye?
brian: i pearl harbored mich-lle last night, she was so p-ssed she threw a bottle and hit me right in the eye.
andrew: understandable but worth it.
when an asian walks in on you unexpectedly or un-announced with total surprise to you.
roommate 1: “dude, i totally got pearl harbored by the asian guy next door when i was using the bathroom.”
roommate 2: “isn’t that like the second time this week?”
roommate 1: “ya, i didn’t even see it coming.”
roommate 2: “today is a day that will live in infamy.”
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