Peas and rice


an alternative to “jesus christ”, used when you’re not allowed to swear or blaspheme, i.e in church, at a religious school. also used depending upon your religion, if you are a part of a religion where it is forbidden to swear, or use obsenities “peas and rice” may be used as an alternative to “jesus christ”.
mainly used when you make a stupid mistake.
person 1: -does something stupid-
person 2: -points out the stupid occurrence-
person 1: peas and rice, that was possibly the most stupid thing i have ever done!
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used as a clean version of the swear jesus christ.

from the hot fuzz dvd, in the clean airline version.

peas and rice, what was that? – clean
jesus christ, what was that? – dirty

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