Pec-Check
a ritual done by all husbands in the morning. especially if their wives have just walked in. often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one’s chest, flexing the pecs in the process.
ralph: (staring at himself) ready, begin. one, two, one, two….
june: what the heck are you doing? i’ve never seen you do that.
ralph: calm down, honeybunches, it’s just a pec-check.
june: i gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
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