Pecander
variation of murphy’s law in that “what can go wrong, shall go wrong.
origins: first used during the roman empire when ceasar, dying from the knife wounds of brutus uttered ” this is one h-ll of a pecander.” later on, during world war ii, winston churchhill uttered these most famous words before his staff edited it for the press: these are the pecanders that try men’s souls”. the most recent use of the word occurred during the clinton administration when noticing the oval office door wide open and hillary standing there stated ” monica, don’t bother stopping, this pecander can’t get any worse…..
dave, after realizing that ed had stolen all the c-ke, realized the enormous pecander he found himself in if he didn’t get more before the conference started.
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pechines, when a p-n-s tastes of cheese, or when your p-n-s has a cheesey texture. also has the meaning of he d-ck tasted like sh-t and makes you wanna throw up. barry last night had a pechenis, made me want to throw up
- pedoqueen
when a young lesbian over 18 is interested in other lesbians who are much younger than she is. lesbian over 18 making a facebook status: all you 15 and 16 year old girls need to add me. i’m ready for a relationship! spectator: what a pedoqueen…
- peepin and creepin
to be chillen or just hanging out, sometimes with the w-ng out if you know what i’m sayin. “yo those n-gg-s be blouhnt, i mean, they make peepin and creepin look mad easy son… so trill.”
- pelvic burrito
sweaty smelly p-ssy don’t eat her pelvic burrito
- PEMP
extremely pimp … used as slang venacular describing really great things/instances. wow did you see that??? that was amazing, straight pemp!!! 7 more definitions acronym: ‘p-ssy morgwai ethel pants’. derived from an uninteresting tale of a group of pensioners and a jar. pemp, that is all… aroma or fragrance of female s-xual arousal, scent of […]