pecker cheese
when a uncirc-mcised male hasn’t washed his p-n-s head off in a while. it then becomes crusty like old cheese.
you need to clean up before i give you head, i don’t eat no p-ck-r cheese.
m-sses cheesy grossness that acc-mulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncirc-msized (sm-gm- or d-ck cheese)
i would have went down on him, but it was covered in p-ck-r cheese.
his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his p-ck-r cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .
extract from “alec g is a w-nker” by bobybird & deadfish
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