pedestal girl
a girl that you have a secret obsession over for insane beauty, a deeply spiritual soul, and all around absolute perfection. you discreetly stalk her, but you may never say more than a bashful “hi.” due to these contributing factors this person is slowly built up on a pedestal. your mind will lead you to believe this already flawless girl has built up the embodiment of perfection. you must keep in mind, you are allowed one and only one pedestal girl at a time.
me: “dude, i can’t talk to this girl from the third floor!” friend: “why?” me: “she is a total pedestal girl.”
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