pedo goggles


similar to beer goggles, pedo goggles refers to the moment you see a boy/girl who you find attractive to then find out that he/she is under the legal age. user can remove pedo goggles to find out how young the guy/girl really is.
friend 1: d-mn that girl over there is fineeeeee
friend 2: dude, take off those pedo goggles and see what you’re looking at.

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