pedofied
to become stunned or paralyzed in arousal for underage children. similar to petrified.
to convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.
to cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.
the man in the trench coat became aroused as the school bus unloaded onto the playground. his p-n-s flooded with blood and his knees shivered; but, his hands had become pedofied, unable to expose the throbbing genitals underneath his trench coat.
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