pedography
pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun; plural -phies.
1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedos-xual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.
the local pedos-xual was delighted to find he’d moved into an area with an excellent pedography: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, the third with shiny blonde hair and bright blue eyes, all pedolicious, lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.
pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun, plural -phies.
1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedos-xual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.
the local pedos-xual was delighted to find he’d moved into an area with an excellent pedography: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, all pedolicious lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.
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