Pedro

someone who has an enormous d-ck but won’t admit it.
pedro loves to m-st-rb-t- his huge d-ck in front of his family.
not usually understood by the m-sses but at individual level very easy to read and talk to. inspiring, smart and very selective. only attracted to women with long smooth hair and s-xy strong legs. can be calm & poised yet very attentive and extremely s-xual. shy at first but after he is a pleasure machine. if you get too close you’ll end up in bed with him begging for more.
i got to know that shy guy pedro last month and know i cant stop calling him to talk and meet for hot s-x!
pedro; n: one yet quiet in the beginnig, but fun once you get to know him. smart, athletic, sociable, shy at times, healthy, fit, and hilarious. one who liked to go out and not stay in one place for a long time. likes to partic-p-te in sports, major events, activites, and ect. one who loves to be with friends, family, and others they don’t know? one who loves the things that help them and others to succeed in life. one who will have their friend’s back and will always be there for their friends. one who likes to live life to the fullest and never forgets to make everyone feel special. a friend who can also be deviest when upset and hurtful, harmful when angry when a loved one or friend has been harmed. one who can’t be stood by when they’re furious about a certain thing. pedro, a friend who only comes once in a great while and that the ladies sometimes will love to be with before they go. pedro, the one who descendes from the stars and will never be forgtten until another arrives.
stars, sociable, shy, special, feel, succeed, once, and pedro.
a student that just moved to phs from mexico. he later becomes napolean dynamite’s best friend, gets rejected by summer weatley, and goes to the school dance with his friend deb. at the dance, he decides that he wants to fun for student body president. with the help of napolean, he wins and defeats evil summer.
pedro- “do you think anyone will vote for me”
napolean- “heck yes! i would.”

pedro- “i dont have much to say…if you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. thank you”
napolean- (dances and wears a vote for pedro t-shirt. hes frikin awesome!)
s-xual move.
a man is having s-x win a woman in the doggy style position. he fakes -rg-sm, pull his c-ck out of the woman’s body and spits on her back, simulating -j-c-l-t–n.
she then turns around thinking it’s all over, and at that precise moment, the man comes on her face, in the region between the nose and the mouth, creating a mustache, i.e. the pedro.
“last night, i did the pedro to some random girl i met at a bar.”
a son who is loving and sweet. he is a real man. no chasing after loose mujers! pedro always wipes his feet. sometimes un poco late, but it is in the nature of a mother to be forgiving.
pedro: yo soy un real hombre!
me: si, mi beloved hijo! remember to wipe your feet. and always stay safe! you don’t want any loose mujers claiming to be the baby mama of any of your ninos!
pedro is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. almost every girl he know’s has a crush on him. he will steal your heart. he will probably friend-zone you for a while, but if he really likes you he will eventually tell you. pedro is a really fun, cool, loving, weird, and caring guy. if you have a pedro then you are one of the luckiest people alive.
“do you know pedro?”

“yes! he is one of the sweetest guys i have met!”

” i love him so much! i wish he was my boyfriend!”

“don’t worry! he will probably be your boyfriend eventually!”