pee ditty
1. a song sung whilst urinating.
2. a song sung about urinating.
not to be confused with the stage name of the famous rapper/producer sean “p-diddy” combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.
i was taking a p-ss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of “he is an english man” from gilbert and sullivan’s h.m.s. pinafore. what a lovely pee ditty.
tommy began singing a pee ditty he’d made up about the teacher p-ssing her pants in front of his whole cl-ss. the principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.
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