Pee Performance
standing and peeing directly in the water with the door open
you’ve got some bros over and a few hotties, and as you’re trying to impress the hotties, one of the bros goes to the bathroom and proceeds to pee loudly in toilet bowl with door open. he doesn’t even try to aim on the porcelain, but goes directly in the water… “really bro? now’s not the time to give us your pee performance!”
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