pee spaghetti
putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. this process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your d-cks “lady and tramp”. a master chef can even make lasagna.
“bone” appet-t!
it’s all you can eat pasta night so johnny and paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.
pro tip: put a little olive oil in the d-ck hole so the pasta isn’t sticky!
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