Peeking Chicken
pr-nounced like the chinese dish peking duck, the peeking chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or p-n-s, flops out of one’s pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. such occurences can result in either embar-ssing or comedic effects.
male 1: um… excuse me, sir, but… it has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.
male 2: oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) the scourge of peeking chicken has struck once more…
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