peep mitten
a slang term for condom, where the peep is a p-n-s and the mitten is the prophylactic.
normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. some b–bs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.
the pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.
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