peetour


going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.
isn’t your next cl-ss the other way?
yeah, but i gotta take a peetour.
a brief digression from your planned route home so you can answer nature’s call. behind the bushes, mayhaps? in an alley for the cl-ssy.
“it’s almost last call, let’s get out of here.”
“okay but i have to take a peetour on the way.”
when you enter a public bathroom with the intent of defecating but see that there is already someone occupying the stall and/or in the bathroom to witness you entering the stall and you head for the urinals and feign urination instead.
i went in to take a dump, but i saw my boss in there washing his hands, so i took a peetour

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