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  to smoke marijuanna. “let’s go sminx a binger!” to slightly urinate yourself teacher…. i had a sminx: aww man i sminxed: dude, did you sminx?

• Smiley Typo

  similar to a typo smiley typos is when you send the wrong smiley to someone; especially during texting person 1: “i just found $20 dollars! 🙁 ” person 2: “why are you sad about that bro?” person 1: “oops sorry i just had a smiley typo.”

• Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath

  when your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people. “whoa! larry’s gingivitis is gettin bad. he needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath.”

• teedle

  when you stick your t-ts in someones -ss and achieve dingleberries on your niphairs woops! your -ss left me with a couple teedles. a discreet way of indicating the desire to m-st-rb-t-, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of m-st-rb-t–n. “man, the other night you called me when […]

• constibation

  a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform… do not attempt it, it probably hurts! i tried to constibate yesterday- don’t try it, it kills!!! do not try constibation, unless you are an utter r-t-rd

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