pele

when you suck something too hard and you have to refer to a footballer for back up, but then they take you from behind so now your all screaming
last night was banging

she sured showed me how to be pele in bed
the greatest footballer ever. true gift for the brazillians and football world. much better than maradona the f-ckhead.
pele is superb!
best soccer player of all times

best of the best of the best

pelé is 10000x better then cr-p maradona.
the best soccer player ever.
and the good news is, pélé never headb-tts people.
the greatest soccer player ever to grace the game.
muhammed ali actually went to one of pele’s games. after the game, ali said to his -ssistant, “now i understand, he is greater than i”. yes, muhammed ali said that.
the volcano mother-goddess of hawaii. often known as p-ssionate and wrathful, the hawaiians were terrified of her for her creative and destructive power.
pele created these islands. don’t take any rocks or she will be angry!
a term someone use on some if they suck at soccer. mostly used in the form of sarcasm.
-john misses the goal-
jay: wow, nice shot pele -_-‘
pele is the name of a volcano goddess in hawaii. the volcano she is said to live in is on the largest island of hawaii and is called ‘kilauea’.
a local hawaiian might say “have you visited the volcano of pele? it’s very sacred.”

“kilauea is home of pele, a volcano goddess who protects hawaiians from the violent volcanic eruptions.”