pelfie
selfie of your p-ssy
dude did you see the pelfie abby posted on facebook last night?
poo selfie.
a photo of one’s self taken whilst producing a number two on the lavatory. also includes a shot of the product itself.
jason: lads check your snaps…
sam: ha ha ha that’s a wonderful pelfie; 9/10 for effort!
a portmanteau of the word ‘p-n-s’ and ‘selfie’.
girl 1: “he keeps sending me selfies”
girl 2: “at least he doesn’t send you pelfie snapchats”
pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property
when the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on instagram.
p-n-s selfie
i’m taking a pelfie of my p-n-s for cancer awareness
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