pelkey is such an idiot
1. when you are left at the altar and you have to marry you wife’s puppet maurice 2. to cook pasta only using your feet 3. a type of person who is only racist towards people who are half russian and half taiwanese. 4. a confused child who was about to get run over by […]
- puckered gatekeeper
b*tthole i clenched tightly but the puckered gatekeeper betrayed me, releasing a silent but deadly one just as the elevator door slid shut.
a douchebag trait where one supports the swagway trend, but is a full blown douchebag as well. “goddammit! jason, is flaunting his money and his swagdouchery!”
- tap the moose
(verb) 1. to engage in s*xual intercourse with a hairy and/or canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and slay that poon 2. to literally prod a f*cking moose. like, seriously. why would you do that? all it’s trying to do is eat some gr*ss or whatever the f*ck moose do these days. […]