Pelled


the frustrating experience of pedestrian traffic being slowed to a crawl by the elderly. most commonly used in supermarket aisles, narrow sidewalks, and amus-m-nt park walkways.

origin – in 1998, senator claiborne pell (rhode island senator, 1961 – 1997) and his wife nuala caused the largest pedestrian backup in the history of providence, ri when they decided to take a geriatric stroll through the streets of the east side. the frail politician probably never noticed the h–rds of people behind him, stretching for dozens of city blocks.
“i really thought i could buy some jello and get home in time for american idol, but i got pelled at the stop and shop.

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