pelt

a retail customer who has no intention of making a purchase. they enjoy wasting the time of a commissioned salesperson, thus preventing the salesperson from spending time with an actual customer who intends on making a purchase.
i spent two hours with that guy and he wanted to test drive four different cars. at the end, he tells me he is a week into a five year lease and is only here because his wife is at the mall. what a pelt!
the hair surrounding a girl’s p-ssy, though there doesn’t have to be a lot of it; often a nice trimmed bush can be cl-ssified as a pelt.
i love to brush holly’s soft pelt gently with my face and lips before giving her the full tongue treatment, this gets her all hot and wet so she’ll be ready when i dive in for the kill!
refers to the female pubic hair, esp. in abundance and in need of a desperate trim.
my girlfriend is sporting quite the nest of tousled fur down there these days. i prefer a neatly trimmed pelt of silky, nexus-conditioned hair…if any at all.
stalking / getting stalked by someone you barely know via phone, email, linkedin, & twitter all in a short period of time.
dude, that chick i met at the bar last weekend has been pelting me all week! she needs to creep it down a notch!
refering to the peeling skin of one who is extremely sunburned from the rays of the hot -ss humid costa rican sun. a tamarindo/scottsdale term for the skin that has been previously removed.
angela: boy, my forehead is really fried!

beth: it sure is!

angela: do you think that anyone can tell that its falling off?

beth: h-ll yeah, your epidermis is floating all over this godd-mn pool!

angela: really?

beth: yes! stop pickin’ that sh-t it’s already been pelt!
to smoke or ‘smack’ marijuana/ weed
derives from the int-tal doin’ the palm leaf ting which changed to the p.l ting and evidently to ‘pelting’.

when one pelts they become a ‘peltor’
however, one who does it regularly becomes a ‘peltorsaurus’
the reaction to pelting is called being palmed stoned and some experince the palmeats munchies
stoner 1: ite mate, got any palm?
stoner 2: yeah man, we’re gunna go pelt it now.
stoner 1: skeen

or

‘woah, i pelted well loads last night, i was so palmed.’

or

‘i am becoming such a peltorsaurus these days, i’ve been pelting non stop. i have well got the palmeats, i could do with a toastie’
to get hit by something or punched by someone.
tom pelted brad fo not shutting up.
the backwards spelling out the acronym “tlep” referring to men of a certain inclination. “they love eating p-ssy” and relish the chance to do it all day long…
you love to pelt the ladies.