pemail
an increasingly pervasive type of spam email that promises the reader a larger p-n-s (particularly annoying when the recipient is female).
oops, i must’ve accidentally deleted your message with all of yesterday’s pemails
or
you know honey, i never used to get this many pemails before you started using my computer late at night
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- penaphobia
the fear of the p-n-s, c-ck, d-ck, schl-ng, woodp-ck-r, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc… katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
- pencil popping
the act of popping one’s zits with their p-n-s. harry was pencil popping me because i couldn’t reach my zit.
- Penguinish
looking like a penguin, but is not a penguin. a name of someones personal web-blog site www.penguinish.com i’m penguinish because im black, fat ,and short.
- penile perpetrator
another original term devised by myself to refer to a male h-m-s-xual, similar to scr-t-m soldier. “josh is the biggest penile perpetrator ever. he stares at guys packages so much i think he works for ups.”
- penir kitty
a word you call someone your not particularily fond of kid one: man that kid is such a d-ckhead. kid two: id even say he was a penir kitty. kid one: !!!