Pemberton


an extremly lazy hand job. usually done naked but with no emotion, soundless
“what happened with that girl last night?”
“eh, she only gave me a pemberton.”
the most rockin’, handsome man in new york city. always well dressed with a perfect air of confidence.
check out pemberton! man, he’s rockin’!
an “indie” hipster, particularly one of the christian variety.
“man, jonah has been name-dropping grizzly bear all throughout today’s sermon. what a pemberton.”
a small -ss red neck town near whistler,,,h-m-fobic little f-ck town
wow u must be from pemberton.

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