PEMDAS
the order of operations in math– parentheis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction
in 6th grade, we had a sign on the wall of our cl-ssroom that said pemdas, but when we asked what it meant, the teacher said it meant please excuse my dear aunt sally, and she would tell us more later…. needless to say, four months into the school year when she finally did tell us, it was a letdown.
p(lease) , e(xcuse), m(y), d(ope), a(ss), s(wag) !
ugh ! im sorry ! pemdas !!
p-ssy eating makes delicious afternoon snack !!!
pemdas
teacher: can anyone tell me what “pendas” stands for ?
student: ummm, p-ssy eating makes delicious afternoon snack ?
teacher: very good 🙂
please excuse my dope -ss swag
-swag into the club-
-spill a drank on dhat hoe-
you-awl sorry baby,p.e.m.d.a.s
dhat hoe-its okay n-gg-
in math, stands for the order of operations, parenthesis, exponents, multiply, divide, add, subtract. but in s-x terms can stand for “please eat my d-ck and scr-t-m”
in math: pemdas, the order of operations
in life: pemdas, baby, pemdas.
please
excuse
my
dope
-ss
swag
i play basketball, pemdas
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