pen slut
someone who has an obsession with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day, or even every hour.
you can spot a pen sl-t easily if his/her desk contains at least a dozen pilot precisions, phd retractables, signo gelsticks, or sw-nk souvenir pens. if you ask the pen sl-t to borrow one, he/she will probably fish around for a bic ballpoint rather than let you waste the precious ink of, say, his/her teal y&c gel xtreme 0.7
i am a pen sl-t; on my desk at work, i have five pencil cups containing 84 pens. my favorites are the marvy gel excels and the san fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. no, you cannot borrow it.
someone who is obsessed with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day or even every hour.
you can often tell a pen sl-t by looking at his/her desk: if there are more than 20 pilot hi-precisions, phd retractables, marvy sparklers, and/or fancy souvenir pens, that’s a sign. also, if you ask a pen sl-t to borrow a pen, he/she will likely rummage around for a bic ballpoint rather than allow you to use a masterpiece such as his/her y&c gell extreme 0.7 with teal ink.
i am a pen sl-t; on my desk at work, i have three five-compartment pencil cups that hold a total of 84 pens. my favorites are the marvy gel excels and the san fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. no you cannot borrow them.
a sl-t who likes to get penetrated.
angela may be the bl-w j-b queen, but if you want real action, go to that pensl-t mary!
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