pen stealing
scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.
“you left samantha alone in your office?! she’s a scriptoclepto! unless you lockdown your pen, don’t expect your favorite one to be there.”
“pen stealing should be a crime; thank g-d it’s not or i’d be in jail forever.”
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