penass
male version of gootch, cause if, or vag-n-s. made by cramming p-n-s and -ss into one word. my most glorious creation yet. i was sad to find out vag-n-s was taken already as i previously thought i was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. thanks urban dictionary for clearing that up though.
perve: “you are my favorite p-rnstar. can you please sign my pen-ss?”
p-rnstar: “of course, where else would a thot of my caliber sign.”
perve: “you are the only one doing that to your vag-n-s in p-rn these days, my gf cant even do that.”
perve: “my gf is jealous that i can do it to my pen-ss better than she can to her vag-n-s.”
p-rnstar:”that’s amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your -ss and see the reddish glow on your pen-ss.”
2 more definitions
a p-n-s that has been in -ss so many times that it resembles the inside of an -sshole
guy: are you not impressed by what you see?
girl: oh my god, you have a pen-ss -takes picture and blogs about it on twitter-
contraction of p-n-s and -ss
i’m suffering from a serious pen-ss right now, so you’ll have to come later.
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