Pencil Shanked
being “pencil shanked” is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. the sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
you can be “pencil shanked” by someone as well. they just stab you with a sharpened pencil. that is all.
“pencil shanking” is a common problem in schools. others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be “pencil shanked.”
steve: “f-ck!”
bob: “i just saw you bend over, what happened?!”
steve: “my writing implement was in my pocket when i leaned over! i just pencil shanked myself!”
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