Pencil Sharpener
a s-xual activity in which one man’s p-n-s enters through another mans -ss and the other man’s p-n-s is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.
chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with rajon.
finding a female (preferably in need of orthodontic care) and shortly after placing your man hammer between the gaping hole in her front teeth, then spinning her counterclockwise in an attempt to remove any foreskin on your erect member.
johnny, my parents made a mistake, the rabbi wasn’t available so i got suzie to give me a pencil sharpener as an impromptu circ-mcision. no more pesky d-ck cheese!!!!
vulgar word for ‘you know what’.
see vajayjay
boy: can i stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
girl: are you sure it’s going to fit?
boy: you never know unless you try. -he winks- don’t worry, i’ll clean up the shavings afterward
a term often used to describe this or a similar kind of s-xual interation:
it is when a male uses his pencil (p-n-s) to stick it into a girl’s pencil sharpener (v-g-n-) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.
friend: dude i could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl beverly!
hillel: her? i tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.
friend: i think i’ll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1
when a girl sits on a guy’s p-n-s (so that his p-n-s is up her b-tthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. during this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.
friend : hillel, did you and beverly do the pencil sharpener?
hillel : why, yes! we did do some pencil sharpening of our own. i also got the moaning sounds down perfect, zzzrrrrrr zrrrrrrmmm
friend : thats great, maybe beverly will pencil sharpen me too!
1. a woman’s v-g-n-. s-x usually involves a man inserting his “pencil” into the woman’s pencil sharpener.
2. a sometimes electronically-powered device used to sharpen pencils if they break or become too blunt.
1. dude: “woah, check out that hot -ss babe!”
other dude: “i gotta sharpen my pencil in that baby!”
2. kid: “teacher, can i use the pencil sharpener?”
teacher: “why are you asking people permission to use a pencil sharpener? just do it already, it’s perfectly legal!”
(v)when a p-n-s gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral s-x to the point that its pointy
my d-ck is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.
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