Pencil technique
the pencil technique is a method to get out of a painful situation such as being in the middle of an exam or third wheeling.
step 1: carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.
step 2: begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.
f-ck this math test bro! i’ll use the pencil technique to get out of this one…
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