pendant


pendant, n.

one who, by correcting others, gives himself (or herself) just enough rope by which to hang.
bill: “that bloke’s a total pendant.”

ben: “i think you mean ‘pedant,’ mate.”

bill: “i know you believe you understand what you think i said, but i’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what i meant. btw, is this noose too tight?”
your testes after a hot shower.
jeezus, my pendants are swinging around too much.

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