Pene Wene
a. (p nee we nee)a word that defines a very small p-n-s. a p-n-s that is so small you can’t buy condom’s for it, and you have to resort to a sandwich baggie. b. what is referred to as ‘it’when your girlfriend needs to ask “is it in?” c. usually found on men named ‘tom’, ‘chad’, ‘brian’, or ‘jeff’. d. a man’s appliance that is so small you can’t see it when your peeing. e. the size of the man’s appliance when he needs ‘extenze’. f. when your c-ck is smaller than your belly, you know you have a pene wene! g. the size of your wene when you can’t make your wife or girlfriend c-m, or -rg-sm. h. when your p-n-s is smaller than a hot dog. i. what men with big c-cks talk about after the other guy leaves the bathroom. “g-d, did you see his pene wene??”j. what you have when you are born. k. when your c-ck stays the same size through adulthood. l. when there isn’t a bulge in the guy’s pants, he must have a pene wene. m. when a frog has a bigger one than you, you have a pene wene!
1. “boy, that man has a real pene wene! ”
2. “omg that is such a pene wene!”
3. “the guy i was dating, he had such a pene wene that
i left him.”
4. ” it was smaller than even small! it was a pene wene!”
5. the smallest c-ck you can imagine is a pene wene.
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