Penguin Killer
a man who doesn’t let their girlfriend kiss them and appease hormones with them.
even if he’s got a reason or excuse, he’s still a no-good penguin killer!
attentive and loving girlfriend: dear, i feel like we’ve been together long enough and i really do love you. can i give you a bl-w j-b please?
penguin killer: darling, let’s take our time. i don’t wanna rush things. besides, i have a cold right now.
gf: alright, alright. you’re right, i’m sorry. can i at least kiss you?
pk: like i said, i’ve a cold. sorry.
gf: … b-ll-cks.
Read Also:
- Simm
an abbreviation of ‘sick in my mouth’. ‘oh my g-d, don’t look. the guy i kissed last night is over there… he was such a bad kisser, he makes me simm.’ someone who is ethnically confused. a f-cking tool. ssgt christopher simms, usmc single in-line memory module. a type of ram module. older and less […]
- six shades of ass
1.the worst stench a dirty,unwashed, foul human being can conjure up and offend another human being with 2.a extremely foul smell the wino b-m smelled like six shades of -ss after not bathing for 2 weeks
- Skanch
excessively, unnecessarily and confusingly arrogant. a former frat boy that now desperately clings to his 20’s as he goes deeper into his 30’s. he feels the need to constantly remind (much to the chagrin) everyone around him, including strangers and friends, about how ‘awesome’ he is. can you believe that guy is wearing three pastel […]
- skankoteria
a restaurant or place to eat food that has a “sk-nky” or less than refined clientele. i used to love that restaurant before it got to be so popular with that sc-mmy crowd.now it’s just full of all those sleazy, movie-star and model wannabees,it turned into a regular sk-nkoteria.
- Craig Bonich
guitarist of the band head automatica. also co-wrote the song ‘beating heart baby.” craig bonich was such an amazing guitar player last night at the head automatica concert!