penguin sex
penguin s-x is achieved when a girl pulls a man’s pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral s-x but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
had penguin s-x last night. i got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. waddled like 5 feet before busting my -ss!
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