penicure
peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area
i gave myself a penicure before i went out on a big date last night, and my c-ck looked a lot bigger.
the removal of calluses from an overworked p-n-s via sugar scrub for extra exfoliating and sweetness.
“i’m getting a penicure today because i had an all-nighter last night.”
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