penid


when a man’s p-n-s is far too long for his body; in fact, most times it is as long as his arms. combined. and his knee caps. yes.
he is a penid.
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noun: a penid is a cl-ss of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. a highly phallic creature. latin: penidae.
hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cuc-mbers are all members of the penid family.

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