penigraph
1. a photo of a p-n-s posted on the internet. these are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.
2. a phonograph without a tonearm used by very poorly endowed men.
1. the evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the web.
2. the needle d-cked bug f-cker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.
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