penile attention deficit disorder (padd)
a p-n-s that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.
when asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn’t complete the s-x act, the husband replied “i’ve been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (padd).”
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