Penile Collision
the accidental collision of two p-n-ses during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
dude 1: “i was in a threesome last night.”
dude 2: “how was it, bro?”
dude 1: “it was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off.”
dude 2: “eeeeeeeeeeeeew. gross, man.”
dude 1: “yeah, i already showered twice.”
dude 2: “you may want to take another, just for safety’s sake.”
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