Penile Mushroom
mushroom givin to one’s face, made by a male, slapping his p-n-s on someone else’s body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.
mother: ashley l. a.!! what is that on your face!?
ashley: john gave me a penile mushroom, mom. i was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his d-ck, so i don’t want to anymore.
mother: well now at least you might not be as much of a wh-r-.
ashley: mom!!! >:(
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