penircus
noun. a term describing acrobatic feats performed by the male genitalia, mainly the p-n-s. a combination of the words p-n-s and circus. possible feats could include swinging the p-n-s like a trapeze, making it go around in circles, or putting its head in a lion’s mouth.
jane: how was that date of yours last night?
mary: wonderful!
jane: how so? was a penircus involved?
mary: you betcha! it was a regular 3-ring penircus! i even had to buy tickets!
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