penis captain


one who is captain of their own, or a fleet of p-n-s.
that salty sailor is one h-ll of a p-n-s captain

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    someone who pigs out on p-n-ses(wh-r-) whoa look at the p-n-s m-ffler! o sh-t that hoe m-ffle your p-n-s??

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    someone who cuts the p-n-s from the b-lls and keeps it in a asda bag and keeps it for safe keeping. legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the p-n-s raider sticks all the p-n-ses he raided last night up his r-ct-m. ashley hunter snuck into adam szlamps room and […]

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    an actual grocery chain (haggen foods) that cares more about the merchandise than the customers. haggen equals pagan. a store that believes that if you acidentally do damage too a still usable and saleable item you must pay for it. break it and you bought it. haggen foods equals pagan foods.

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