penis coffin
surrendering one’s p-n-s by dating someone who is incapable of having s-x with (see robbing the grave).
john: did you hear robbie’s dating a woman who’s 72 years old?
matt: isn’t he like 38?
john: yeah, he better get a p-n-s coffin because he’s robbing the grave.
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