penis contortion
the act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the p-n-s and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.
i.e you have the ‘snail position’: twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect p-n-s to imitate the sh-ll of the snail
the ‘female position’: placing the p-n-s in between the b-lls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. then use the skin of the ball bags to create two l-b– flaps.
dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!
dude 2: what?
dude 1: run away to the circus and be a p-n-s contortionist
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