Penis Cumlada


a beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. it is prepared by first:

forming the jerk circle
collecting the juice

adding ice

blend until smooth

add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
kurtis: hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple p-n-s c-mladas

matt: wtf you f-ggot im not gunna drink your sperm

austin: (pukes)

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