Penis Handshake


most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.

the precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a p-n-s handshake.
man 1 “i was taking a company dump the other day and i was peeping at other dudes… and this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out.”

man 2 “i’d hate to be the guy on the other end of that p-n-s handshake. f-cking gross”

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