penis jousting
when two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect p-n-s. a winner of this compet-tion can be named when one of the compet-tors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.
ryan secrest and rosie o’donnel went p-n-s jousting but rosie o’donnel won because her p-n-s is much larger.
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