penis miser


n.-someone who is overly protective of their p-n-s
too a point where they stop wearing pants so as to
“let their p-n-s have some air”

verb.-to horde over something in relation to your p-n-s
n.-d-mn p-n-s miser its not like theirs anything there
to be proud of!

verb.-stop p-n-s misering that box of condoms! i have a date
tonight and god knows that since the operation
you are’nt getting any.

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