Penis Ninja


p-n-s ninja is the ninja of the peen and is sometimes used to insult someone but mostly used as a reference for an awesome event that has happened.

it is also used as a random ninja attack phrase when trying to scare someone or when trying to invoke the spirit of the p-n-s ninja”
“hey did you hear justin bieber’s new single”
“justin bieber’s sucks ninja peen”

“hey did you take my last kit-kat?”
“yes, why?”
“in the dark of the night i’m going to send the p-n-s ninja after you to kick your -ss!”

“p-n-s ninja!!!”
a person sent in deliberately to have s-x with someone’s girlfriend with the intention of her significant other catching them in the act so he breaks up with her.
jeff: “dude, seth’s old lady is such a b-tch!”
steve: “send in the p-n-s ninjas…”

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